The World of Wyatt

Poo, or poo not. There is no try.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Greg Oden and Wyatt Wilson: Cut from the same cloth

If you think you are seeing double, I don't blame you. Let me help you out. Greg Oden is on the left and Wyatt is on the right.

I know what you're thinking. Does he even need to go into detail? Greg Oden and Wyatt Wilson are so obviously similar that any further time spend on the subject would be pointless. Well, some people don't immediately see all the stunning shared aspects. Please let me expound.
1. Both spend most of their time in Portland, Oregon. I know, I have to start off with an easy one. Both have been here less than a year and both seem to be enjoying it.
2. Both are often mistaken for being much older than they actually are. I remember hearing that Greg's mom would have to take his birth certificate around to his games when he was younger to prove he was the appropriate age to play in. Wyatt is often talked to and greeted like a toddler, and only when we tell people his age do they understand.
3. Both are extremely tall for their age. Greg is 7'0 tall at the tender age of 20 and Wyatt is 31" tall at 6 and 1/2 months.
4. Both are take pride in their personal style. I think Wyatt's assymetrical wide-stripe jammy number might give David Stern pause when considering guidelines for courtside dress.
5. Both have unusually large feet. Greg wears a size 18, and we are still currently looking for baby shoes that fit the little ham hocks at the ends of Wyatt's legs.
6. Both find their hairstyle as an avenue for self-expression. Greg was quick to rock the mohawk. Wyatt has had every hairstyle from the part-down-the-middle to punk to hippie-birdsnest.
7. Both want the Blazers to make the playoffs this year. Greg as the starting Center, Wyatt as the son of a lifelong fan and season-ticket holder.
8. Both are kind-hearted jokesters who smile easily. Wyatt's jokes primarily center around different versions of the "peek-a-boo" theme, but they are getting more sophisticated.
9. Both have a blog.
I will add more as they come to light.
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Monday, July 7, 2008

STUFF ON MY BABY'S HEAD!!! Vol. 2

Is there a long, latin term for enjoying having random things put on your head and documented? If so, Wyatt has it.

Baby food bowl on my baby's head!

Sock Monkey on my baby's head!

"Tomato Juice" on my baby's head!
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....I believe I can touch the sky...


As far as Wyatt knows, he has a very unique ability to fly. This belief brings him so much joy that I suspect the disillusionment of his abilities may one day have near "Santa-Clausian" effects so I am going to ask all of you who know him to help maintain this charade. He is getting increasingly wiley, often wondering aloud why he can't fly when Daddy isn't around, or why he can't control where he is going, or why he can't seem to get higher than seven feet off the ground. My answers are becoming increasingly convoluted. I don't know how long I can keep this up, but if he walks off the graduation podium and takes a big bound towards the heavens with his last step, only to come crashing to earth with a confused look on his face, I will feel I did my job as a father.
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Why won't that toddler wave back at me?


Wyatt is now quite the outdoorsy type. We now own every single baby-carrier known to man and he seems to prefer this one right now. Here he is teetering over the abyss at Cape Lookout on the Oregon coast.

Wyatt has officially graduated to a high-chair and here he is giving us the "Put down the camera and pick up the baby food" face.

Had to post this picture of little man in his cashmere sweater from "Aunt" Elizabeth. Kid has a cashmere sweater. This sweater is officially cooler than every sweater I own rolled together, and he's not even seven months old yet.

That's all for now but stay tuned for a new installment of "Stuff on my baby's head!".
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Sunday, May 4, 2008

Wyatt's Evening Routine

First, we dine.

Wyatt has taken the big step known as "solid foods". I find this (like many things about parenthood) as a bit of a misnomer. I won't recite Webster's to you, but my personal definition of a "solid" is something along the lines of "something you can't drink". These foods have almost nothing solid about them. They spill , they slide, they get everywhere, and I'm pretty sure you could drink them through a straw. Would you consider a milkshake a solid? No you wouldn't and thus, liquified peas shouldn't count either, but I digress. Wyatt seems to enjoy his new dinnertime, but mysteriously, the first spoonful always elicits a puckered face like I just squirted lemon juice in his mouth.

Every product made for children boasts a "removable, machine washable cover", which I understand the need for, but we have been lucky that we have never had to remove-and-machine-wash anything because the bugger's been pretty tidy thus far. No more. Every meal is an explosion. I know this is par for the course, but it never gets old. I will laugh every time I find sweet potato in THE HAIR ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! How does it get back there? Wyatt will never tell.

They grow up so fast! Next thing you know he'll be buying for the other kids.

How does a sophisticated young gentleman relax after a hearty meal and a frosty cold beverage? In style.
Wyatt: "Hey ladies, I think I dropped my watch in here, can you help me out?"
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The kid's a heartbreaker.


No, he can't sit up all by himself yet, but he's finally able to balance that big melon of a head when held upright which seems a vital step to appearing a bit more human.

I'm told there comes a point in every child's life when there is no greater pleasure than sticking one's foot in one's mouth. I'm sure this is the first of many times I will be reminded of the old saw "youth is wasted on the young".

This picture only begins to demonstrate the size of Wyatt. I took this picture while standing up and holding the camera at eye level.

That is one pale white boy!
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STUFF ON MY BABY'S HEAD!





There are no words that would enrich this post anymore than the beatiful simplicity of these pictures.
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