Here's my insanely proud papa, holding me for the first time. Dude needed a shower big time when I first met him, but he's cleaned up since.
Here's my Mama! Big ups to her for delivering my grande ass. You might notice that my head is typically cone-shaped but I've been told that's completely normal and my head is quite the nice spheroid now.
Awwwww.... aren't I sweet looking? Looks can be deceiving because I'm totally plotting your downfall in this picture. It's just a matter of time.
This is me doing my best Sid Vicious imitation. I wouldn't call him an idol exactly, he made some pretty poor decisions, so I guess I would categorize him as more of a muse.
That's it for now. All in all I'm pretty stoked to be like, born and stuff. Holla back. Lates.
