Updated at last!

Welcome to this week's edition of Adam's Guide to Post-Modern Parenting. Figure 1 illustrates that multitasking is at the heart of any foray into the realm of child-rearing. Note that the child takes priority, being gently placed on a pink velvet goose-down pillow, and a small 4 square-foot blanket that probably cost more than any blanket Dad owns. The Window-on-the-World (laptop) is artfully balanced on the knees, coffee in delightfully tacky "Clyde Drexler" mug in hand, and not pictured, the Blazers on the TV. This way, dutiful Father can keep up those things most important, while not disregarding Junior's need for a warm soft place to curl up.

Here is the first "Where's Wyatt" game. It's a lot like "Where's Waldo", except easier, and without the deranged psychopath in the red-and-white striped shirt running loose. This is Wyatt in the brilliant "MobyWrap". It is a wonderful product, and compared to other baby-transportation a downright bargain, however, I must salute whoever figured out how to charge parents a minimum of $40 for 3 yards of stretchy cotton jersey.

This is how the big W sleeps. Always. I think he's showing off the "guns".

People who haven't yet had the pleasure of meeting the whirling dervish in person often ask how big he is. Here is your answer, Wyatt is almost exactly 1/3 of a Kristi tall. He also has a very flamboyant taste in socks.