Poo, or poo not. There is no try.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Happy Holidays from Kristi, Adam, and Wyatt. After doing our best to have a somewhat "downscaled" holiday, friends and family were still sooo generous to our little man. I'm fairly certain he now has more clothes than his mom or dad, which is really saying something. Thank you to everyone! Wishing you all the best in the New Year!


I'm a little concerned. The young nipper seems to be flashing what appears to be gang signs. I don't know why, but he reminds me of the guy from the Paranoid Android video in this picture. Thanks for the suit Andi! Also, note that this kid is about a month away from palming a basketball.


Most of the autocrats in the baby-care-ocracy will have you believe that two-weeks old is too young to start "teaching", but I think it's never too early to instill a healthy fear and respect of monkeys. As a parent, I think it is the least we can do.


Finally, I was officially inducted into fatherhood this morning. The uninitiated would assume this happened on the evening of December 19th when Little W was born. Nay nay, say I. This morning, during Wyatt's first professional photoshoot, the youngest Wilson had to be shot sans-diaper in my loving arms. First, he chose to baptize me the way only a newborn can. Just when I had recovered from being micturated upon, he got REAL comfortable on my hands and lap and "unleashed hell" not once, not twice, but thrice. Like true modeling professionals, neither father nor son flinched and the session proceeded after a quick change, but like my kindergarten teacher always reminded us: "The dynamic between two people will never be the same once one person poos on the other." Words to live by. For the record, I am looking forward to hitting up a respectable restaurant in the near future but I assure you of one thing, it will not be Indian food.

-AW
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1 comment:

Nana Potter said...

Great blog: What a handsome boy girs beware I loved seeing him today. He can turn over and tries so hard to crawl. It won't be long and mama and daddy will be buying a gate for the stairs and watch out you three little dogs you will be his target. Mama and daddy give Wyatt a big hug and kiss for me and be sure to tell him Nana loves him very much. Love Nana Potter